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whitewhine:

…Hey…HEY…I was BORN an online poker player, OK? I can’t change who I am?!

WHAT A HERO

whitewhine:

…Hey…HEY…I was BORN an online poker player, OK? I can’t change who I am?!

WHAT A HERO

oops!

oops!

imakeshinythings:

The actual author is unknown but he/she speaks volumes.

You didn’t get mad when the Supreme Court stopped a legal recount and appointed a President.


You didn’t get mad when Cheney allowed Energy company officials to dictate Energy policy and push us to invade Iraq .


You didn’t…

Two churches located across the street from each other. At least the Catholics have a sense of humor. lol

paranoidrobot:

…Do the Presbyterians think Rocks are animals?

LOLOL

thewayweate:

Japan Air Lines Advertisement - Gourmet: May 1973

thewayweate:

Japan Air Lines Advertisement - Gourmet: May 1973

cjchivers:

Yesterday, a friend at The New York Times, upon editing and posting the At War entry about the blessing of the bodies of Anatoly Nagaiko, Chris Hondros and Tim Hetherington, sent me two poems. The deaths in Misurata, she said, summoned them to mind.

Every so often you read a poem — or a…

“In Theses Times” by Bob Hicok

My sister’s out of work and my brother’s 
out of work and my other brother’s 
out of work, these are facts available 
over the phone or in person, just as now, 
three clouds travel north, one 
above another, smallish, amoeba shaped, 
and the bottom cloud just died, 
and the top two have joined forces 
and left me to fend for myself 
under a new sky.

How vague is that, amoeba shaped? 
That could anything: cigar shaped, 
Manhattan shaped, could be libor, t-bill, jobs report, 
which arrive as theoretical entities, words 
from a tele-prompter repeated by newscasters 
and converted to waves beamed to satellites 
and bounced to my set to be reconstituted 
as their basset-hound eyes of concern 
when the day’s dollop or wallop of woe 
is mashed and rehashed by people 
making good scratch for telling us how bad it is.

There’s little to hold in what they say.

That’s what a job is: a pencil to hold, a scalpel, 
shovel, “A Statistical Analysis 
of the Probability That Anyone Will Read 
the Statistical Analysis,” even such slippage 
is a mind-hold that keeps some someone 
from drifting off into irrelevance. 
I could offer this in Hegelian or Satreian terms 
of engagement before the void, but really, 
if you’re alive, and sentient, 
you’re an existentialist in that you know 
most of what awaits is neither breath 
or the electro-chemical dream of you 
you carry forth and mix with fellow soothsayers 
of the eternal mysteries, know intuitively 
that work is money, honey, 
but also and maybe moreso, is your hands 
kept busy with needle and thread, hammer and scythe, 
memo and counter memo, is you 
joining the thrum and hum that is all there is 
except what there is not.

My sister’s out of work and my brother’s 
out of work and my other brother’s 
out of work, these are facts known to many 
and more many every day, 
there but for the grace of a W-2 
go you, as I’m employed by this poem 
that’s about to lay me off, I remember that 
when the question of what to do 
gets intellected about.

Jobs to do because there’s work to do 
because this whole to-do’s 
a stop-gap measure to the zip 
or heaven to come, about which 
we haven’t a clue.

A little Keynesing now or a lot of keening 
later, when the phone rings 
and maybe it’s you whose house 
is no longer your house, whose car’s 
just been slicked away by a guy 
tatted-up all goth and penitentiary, 
you whose kid needs grub, me 
who has to mumble through 
some version of 
                              could you, I don’t know, maybe send me, 
                                        I hate to ask, a few bucks?

If you never had to make that call, 
let me kiss the inside of your skull, let me intercede 
on the part of the burned field 
for the grass, 
on the side of the cadaver 
for the walk under moonlight, I’m only praying 
you listen to the theory 
that how we get to be alone 
is how we work to be together, since there are stars 
inside your thumb, your breath, 
and how you say yes or no is how they shine 
or burn out.

Nacha Pop, clásico de los años 80 en España!

Verbs in Basque are the hardest.  More to follow.